In what felt like week 36 of this year’s X Factor, the first semi-exciting incident occurred last Saturday night.

And, amazingly, it wasn’t Dannii Minogue pulling a facial expression other than that of a rabbit before it gets squashed by a car or the camera crew not zooming in Holly Willoughby’s boobies

Instead it was the shock departure of Laura White, one of the favourites to win X Factor. Laura White was the fifth person to be booted off, after the public deemed her rubbisher than everyone else. Even that Daniel bloke who sounds at best like he should belong in the working men’s club circuit did better then her. Naturally, fans of the show with too much time on their hands set up Facebook campaigns to get her reinstated. This has technically worked, because now someone’s given her a record deal.