It’s the X Factor final tonight, and we can’t wait. Stacey Solomon, Olly Murs and Joe McElderry – which of them will snatch glory and be crowned as the new Leon Jackson?
Whoever it is, at least we know that all of the X Factor finalists have big futures ahead of them. Stacey’s set to go down in history as the prettiest Frank Spencer impersonator in history, Joe will be shot and sold by mercenary ivory traders and Olly?
Well, Olly’s already established himself as something of a gameshow maestro. And by ‘maestro’ we mean ‘failure’. Video evidence after the jump. Get used to that crushing feeling of disappointment, Olly. Something tells us it won’t be the last time you experience it…
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Dear Mr Heritage,
How disgusting to claim that Olly is a failure. He is the best out there. A brilliant performer. You are a complete failure with your pathetic put downs. You obviously have no useful comment to make.
“Get used to that crushing feeling of disappointment, Olly. Something tells us it won’t be the last time you experience it…”
Too far Hecklerspray, too far!
I can usually laugh when you take the piss out of something I like, but I’m far too sad that Olly didn’t win
“Get used to that crushing feeling of disappointment, Olly. Something tells us it won’t be the last time you experience it…” Too far? I don’t think that line went far enough… Thank God the forces of Good defeated the forces of Evil and Joe is indeed the new Leon Jackson!
Joe and Leon aren’t alike. Joe can sing. Leon couldn’t. ‘Nuff said.
John, this is a spoof website. It is not actual news. These articles are supposed to make fun of the X Factor contestants, in case it wasn’t blatantly obvious. I like X Factor, but I like reading scathing news reports about it almost as much as I like the show itself. So grow up. I like Olly, but I can laugh when he’s called a failure. I mean, the guy won a tenner on Deal or no Deal. That must be mocked.
Much appreciation, Stuart.
I’m not so bothered about Olly losing the X-Factor now that I know he’s a media-whore.
Has anyone else noticed that Olly Murs got his dance moves off of an old Reeves & Mortimer show?
EVIDENCE:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSff0Ami-3E&feature=youtube_gdata
Sign the petition to get Stacey Solomons version of ‘The Climb’ heard!
http://www.petitiononline.com/staceys/
I think stacey would have walked it with climb.And she should record it,and show the world she can do it.Thanks stuart.