Finally! After months and months of wading through X Factor auditions – basically exactly the same show every week – the X Factor live finals started on Saturday, and we had to say goodbye to The Unconventionals.

On Saturday’s X Factor, The Unconventionals arsed up their rendition of Dancing In The Street bigstyle. Not as badly as the version Mick Jagger and David Bowie did a few years back, mind, but it was still pretty shocking – the backing track was too loud to hear all that “boopy doopy doo” shit that’s been The Unconventionals’ bread and butter, and any harmonies were replaced with a horrible ‘everyone only sing one line’ tactic that they copied from the BBC Perfect Day advert. But then, The Unconventionals were never going to win X Factor; and that’s because the X Factor audience wouldn’t have been able to spell ‘unconventionals’ properly in a text-vote. Most of them are under the assumption that the word ‘think’ starts with an ‘f’, as far as we’ve been able to work out.

But now The Unconventionals are out of X Factor, who’s going to win the series? We’re about to start this week’s X Factor betting odds instalments, and we’re starting from the bottom up. That means this lot are shagged.

Here are the X Factor betting odds for The MacDonald Brothers, Dionne Mitchell, 4Sure and Kerry McGregor, with betting odds from PaddyPower…