X Factor Betting Odds: Simon Cowell All Boo Hoo Hoo?
Then buzz it up
October 3rd, 2007 at 10:30 by Stuart Heritage
The live finals of X Factor 2007 are almost upon us, and that means X Factor betting odds are almost upon us, and that means soon you'll be able to make money from the clueless warblings of hateful attention-seekers. Yay!
We don't know who the 12 X Factor finalists are going to be yet - although fingers crossed they'll include the slightly incesty brother/ sister group with the wide eyes and the power of Jesus pulsing through their creepy, permanently-grinning musical theatre bodies. But while we don't know the identities of the X Factor finalists, we sure as heck know the identity of the X Factor judges, so we'll just carry on doing some betting odds about them instead.
So here are the X Factor betting odds for Simon Cowell to break down and weep on live TV, with betting odds from Paddy Power…
Simon Cowell to cry during a live performance - X Factor affects different people in different ways. Take us for example - sometimes when we're watching X Factor we want to gouge out our eyes with a melon baller, but other times when we're watching X Factor we'll feel like slamming our head in a car door and then paying a local to run over our neck with the car. It's just not something you can predict. But could something ever happen on X Factor to make Simon Cowell cry on live TV? It's a possibility but, although these X Factor betting odds are probably hinting that the sheer power and emotion of a contestant's voice will reduce Simon Cowell to a shell of a man, we think that it's just as likely that start crying because either a) he's realised what a waste of time X Factor is or b) he zipped up his flies in a hurry during a commercial-break pitstop and trapped his nipple. But, hey, crying through nipple-based agony still pays out. Current X Factor betting odds - 10/1
Tomorrow: Will Louis Walsh quit X Factor again, the big girl? But if that's too long to wait - or you feel like making more money than you know what to do with - head right over to the Paddy Power X Factor betting odds page to see the latest, and best, betting odds.
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