X Factor Betting Odds: Sharon Osbourne To Win?

This middle of the week thing is rubbish, isn't it? It's easily the worst part of the week - there are still a few days to go until the next episode of X Factor, and the last one was so long ago that our X Factor memory is starting to fade.

It's so irritating; all we want to do is laugh at some people who kind of look like they might genuinely have some kind of mental illness sing a song at Ozzy Osbourne's wife and the bloke who invented Westlife. That's all we want - just some harmless X Factor dream-killing - and we don't think we can wait until Saturday for it, so we'll continue our X Factor betting odds today, with a look at another of the three X Factor manager.

So here are the X Factor betting odds for Sharon Osbourne to win…

Sharon Osbourne - We're not even sure how much time Sharon Osbourne will be able to devote to mentoring her X Factor charges this year because - as well as looking after her shaky husband and getting her hair moulded into ever-more ridiculous shapes - Sharon Osbourne now has to present The Sharon Osbourne Show on ITV. Sure, that job only seems to involve ripping off Paul O'Grady as shamelessly as possibly while putting on a voice so unbearably patronising that it makes us want to smash our way inside our TV set just so we can get a few inches closer to the thundering dipshit who thought commissioning The Sharon Osbourne Show was anything less than a genuine atrocity, but it still takes up five hours of Sharon Osbourne's precious X Factor time a week. Unless The Sharon Osbourne Show gets cancelled soon, which it probably will. Anyway, we're led to believe that Sharon Osbourne will be in charge of the groups on X Factor this year, and we're sure you don't need reminding what a dreary bunch of arseholes the X Factor groups are. But we'll remind you anyway; last year the groups included the terrible Journey South, the abysmal 4Tune and the awful beyond description Conway Sisters. "Yes," you're saying, "but what about G4? They're very popular." Well, yes they are. But only with wankers. Look, Sharon Osbourne doesn't stand a blinking chance of winning X Factor this year. Current X Factor betting odds - 13/8

Tomorrow: X Factor betting odds for Simon Cowell

[story by Stuart Heritage]