X Factor Betting Odds – Fourth Elimination Odds
Just one more day to go until another hopeless nobody gets the shove from X Factor – but who will it be?
Usually in talent shows like X Factor, all the joke contestants have gone by the fourth eviction. But that’s absolutely not the case this year. Sure, some lousy acts have been ditched already – Addictiv Ladies (they dropped an ‘e’ – clever, huh?), 4Tune (the most punchable boyband in the history of music) and Phillip Magee (although his terrified electrocuted juddering will stay with us for a long time) – but there are still so many awful acts still in the competition to choose from.
Here are the X Factor fourth elimination betting odds, with help from Betfair.com and – just to be different – hecklerspray comment posters…
Shayne Ward – Shayne is so firmly in the lead to win X Factor that even if he rushed onto the stage tomorrow covered in feces and
entrails, screamed Da Ya Think I’m Sexy in Finnish and stabbed a kitten, people would
still vote for him. Shayne, as well as making Sharon so randy that
she’s been ordered to keep schtum this week, has also been signed by
Louis Walsh regardless of where he finishes in the competition. So vote him
out – he doesn’t need your help. Shayne comments we’ve received
included "shayne, he’s the proper talen there!!!". Current odds – 199/1
(200)
Andy Abraham – Are we alone in sensing that Andy is on the slide
somewhat? We’ve said it before and we’ll no doubt say it again: Andy’s
USP is that he is a weeping binman, and X Factor is his absolutely
final chance of ever accomplishing anything at all with his life.
That’s not entirely true, but if Sharon and Andy play this angle up
enough – maybe by starving Andy, dressing him in filthy rags, rubbing a
rat into his eyes just before he steps onto the stage and making him
sing Boy For Sale from Oliver Twist – he’ll return as the favourite. He
doesn’t need to worry about elimination this week, though. Current odds
- 179/1 (180)
Journey South – Journey South have no chance of being eliminated
tomorrow night. And, sadly, it has nothing to do with their singing.
The boys changed a lightbulb in the X Factor studio or something this
week, and now they’re such big heroes that they’ll get a heap of gratitude votes.
But people – they’re creepy! And they sing songs by halfwits like The
Eagles and Bryan Adams! We’ve got a nasty feeling they’ll sing a Bon
Jovi song this week. Don’t let this happen – for the love of God, think
of the children! Current odds – 89/1 (90)
Maria Lawson – Maria is an OK singer, but she’d be a better singer
if she stopped doing that wibbly-wobbly voice thing that makes her
sound like Mariah Carey being felt up by a randy octopus. There are far
worse singers than her facing the chop this week though, so she’ll be
safe. As for what you think, your comments included "get your tits out,
earn some proper cash and poss do some porn if ya
know what good for you!!bloddy hell!! when i watch her ithink tits tits
tits, lovely!". Current odds – 74/1 (75)
Brenda Edwards – Each week in the X Factor betting odds, there is a
divide between the safe acts and the acts that have a real chance of being
eliminated. This week, Brenda has edged into the unsafe category.
We’re still fairly sure that she hasn’t got the chops to go all the
way, but her elimination won’t be tomorrow night. A few more weeks of
terrifying laughter and eye-bulging, then. Oh joy. Current odds – 37/1 (38)
Nicholas Dorsett – Yes, Nicholas is a nice singer. But no, Nicholas
wouldn’t show a shred of personality if you threw him in a pit with a
hungry bear. Nicholas has to learn how to own his songs if he wants to
win, and he has to learn quickly – he’s getting closer and closer to
elimination. But you people love him – according to you he’s "buff",
and "’Back to One’ by Brian Knight would set the tone for him to win
X-Factor". Brian Knight, by the way, is an Economics
professor at Browns university. We think. Current odds – 18/1 (19)
Conway Sisters – We’re convinced that one of these last three acts
will be sent home tomorrow and, if we’re honest, we’d like it to be the
Conway Sisters. They’re not brilliant singers and despite having a lead
singer who is "charm itself", they’re about as interesting as a
bucket of lukewarm water. Chances are they’ll escape elimination this
time, but their time is not long on X Factor. Current odds – 8/1 (9)
Chenai Zinyuku – Since episode one, Chenai has been hanging on by
the skin of her teeth. And, unless she does something phenomenal tomorrow, her
luck might just run out. You people are split on Chenai’s
talent, though. According to you, she’s either "sweet" and "an amazing
singer", or she’s "a chav" who "can’t sing". Current odds – 23/8 (3.9)
Chico Slimari – OK, Chico is the favourite to be eliminated (again),
and nothing we can say will change your mind on how you feel about him.
So here’s a selection of your Chico thoughts that we’ve received:
"he’ll be in eastenders next"
"every time you put your shirt up mannnnnnnnnnnnnn t faint"
"no disrespect but get chico out his got moves but he cant sing still well done for getting this far"
"Chico, Go home!!"
"GET RAID OF CHECO!!!!!! HE IS FUNNY BUT CAN NOT SING"
Current odds – 7/9 (1.78)
Come back on Monday for the latest – comment-free – odds of each act to win X Factor. In
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[story by Stuart Heritage]
