There’s nothing we like better than the annual ‘X Factor big band show’ or – as it’s more commonly known – the annual ‘X Factor shits on a bunch of songs you used to like show’, and it didn’t go well for Dionne or Kerry.

Thanks to the big surprise double X Factor elimination that was actually only really a surprise to people who don’t read newspapers or listen to stuff people tell them, both Dionne and Kerry got the shove on Saturday. Dionne for singing You Are The Sunshine Of My Life in the style of someone running up a hill (but still managed to sing it better than Tony Bennett did later on in the show) and Kerry for responding to Simon Cowell’s constant calls for her to take a risk by taking the biggest risk of all – singing her song in exactly the same boring-arse way that she’d ever sung every other song during her time on X Factor.

But now that Dionne and Kerry have been eliminated from X Factor, who’ll win? Here are the X Factor betting odds for The MacDonald Brothers, Robert Allen and Nikitta Angus…