Here’s a prediction: there will never be another X Factor Disco Night ever again, judging by Simon Cowell’s furious puce face as soon as he realised that not a single one of the X Factor contestants managed to be anything but cack.

In fact, the X Factor Disco Night went so badly that Simon Cowell has jacked in all of the forthcoming X Factor theme nights as a result. Saturday’s proposed Motown Night has been replaced by the painfully generic Love Songs Night – which means the X Factor contestants can choose between My Love, Chains Of Love, Stoned Love, Hot Love, Puppy Love, Loop Di Love, Young Love, Wild Love, Radar Love, Silly Love, Dr Love, Modern Love, Big Love, Bad Love, Dirty Love, Love Shack or Chick-A-Boom (Don’t Ya Jes Love It) and no other songs. And God knows what’ll happen to the other proposed X Factor theme nights, like X Factor Narcocorrido Night or X Factor Malaysian Ronggeng Night.

But let’s worry about that later, because we don’t know who’s going to win X Factor yet. And here are today’s X Factor betting odds – for Beverley Trottman, Niki Evans and Rhydian Roberts, with help from Paddy Power…