We spent Monday and Tuesday looking at the chances that most of the X Factor hopefuls have of winning the series, and we’ve been saving the best for last for you. We think, anyway.
If you believe little things like betting odds, you’d see that the three X Factor contestants we’re going to look at today just happen to be the three X Factor contestants who are most likely to emerge victorious from X Factor, ready for their brand new career as singers who are famous for two months then forgotten about in favour of whoever’s winning Celebrity Big Brother. When the X Factor contestants cry and say how much they need the opportunity, that’s the opportunity they’re talking about. Cuh – imagine what they’d do if you offered them a proper job. Shit their pants, probably.
Here are the X Factor betting odds for Ashley McKenzie, Leona Lewis and Ben Mills, with betting odds from PaddyPower.com…
Ashley McKenzie – We’ve finally figured out what Ashley McKenzie looks like – he looks like the Crazy Frog with an afro. However, despite his terrifying appearance, Ashley McKenzie eased through Saturday’s X Factor by singing Easy Like Sunday Morning and making it his own. By ‘making it his own’ we of course mean that Ashley sang “I’m izzy lakka sundiy morrrnan” instead of actual words that are in the English language. But – hey – it worked for him, so who are we to take the piss? Ahem. Current X Factor betting odds – 8/1
Leona Lewis – Leona Lewis is a very good singer; she must be, because she does that annoying Mariah Carey ‘aaaoooooh‘ thing at every single opportunity she gets. Since she was singing I’ll Be There on Saturday’s X Factor, that meant she could go ‘aaaoooooh‘ about a thousand billion times. And do Jazz Hands a bunch of times. And then instantly burst into tears the moment it was over. Leona Lewis is obviously being set up as the winner of X Factor – as well as being pretty as a button, Leonna is the subject of much Simon Cowell frothing. She’s ‘special’ apparently, maybe even special enough to be allowed to release two singles after X Factor ends instead of just one. Current X Factor betting odds – 3/1
Ben Mills – Imagine, if you will, that for one reason or another you’re shitting out a rock-hard turd the size and shape of a rugby ball that’s inexplicably been studded with shards of broken glass. Now imagine the sort of noise that’d come out of your mouth if you had to do this. Chances are it’d sound exactly like how Ben Mills sings – his X Factor performance of Tracks Of My Tears on Saturday consisted solely of him roaring like a lion with a van on its paw. To be fair to Ben, this approach won the X Factor judges over. They said he was like Rod Stewart. At least, we think that was a compliment… Current X Factor betting odds – 7/4
Tomorrow! We’re so over these X Factor arseholes – Thursday is Strictly Come Dancing day! Don’t forget to check out Paddypower.com for the full list of X Factor betting odds, either!
[story by Stuart Heritage]
Jess93 says
Leona to win because she has the most amazing voice out of
everyone but ben is close too. She has gorgeous hair aswell and has the
xfactor for sure!
Love Jess, Hannah, Chloe, Amy, Rach, Gemma and Heidi xxx
nicole says
ashley is going to win… i love him and so does everybody i know !! he is soooo unique and thats what makes him stand out he has
Sarah says
LMAO, awesome story! :P
pete mcguinness says
i think leona is beutifull
dani says
i love ashley so much plz plz plz print a pic of him he has gone boo hoo i love you ash
Gemma says
ETON ROAD I LUV U SOOOO MUCH. Antony u stand out from them all u r so sweet and buff!!! I wanna see u so much!!!! U r all so gd at singing tho lol But god Eton Road will win the x-factor 4 sure
Monique says
Leona is da most amazing gal in the whole competition all the others can just f£%k off Leona is gonna win!!!
Rhianne says
Hey people,
Leona is the best person right from the start
She is beta than everyone including ben eeewwwwwwww.
and she is realli pwetty n she dont need to change her genre off of ballads she gr8 as she is and eton road last week were rubbish wiv dat high bit
LEONA WILL WIN i will vote 4 u darlin every week lyk i already do i luv ur songs every week it brings joy 2 ma saturday !!!!!!
luv u Leona – simon wat eva ur doin 2 leona keep doin it!
luv u ray – ray is gd but not as gd as ma darlin LEONA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
luv Rhi
xxxxxx
p.s im a BIG fan and i LURVE music – so i kno what im talkin about xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
carly says
i love ashley i cant believe hes gone he was amazing n wen i saw him in the audition i knew he was guna go far! some record contract person please make a deal with him PLEASE!!! i h8 mcdonald bros!! well their gd bu they are like so boaring!! if dey wna stay in they need 2 do something different they r like a boaring version of JOURNEY SOUTH! i luv motown!!! LUV YA ASHLEY LUV U!!
leona 2 win 4 eva says
leona shud win cuz she shounds gr8 n ashley is out now, loius is a baby he is so childish!
BUT LEONA 2 WIN 4EVA!! all ma m8s think she is de onli n TRU winner!! me 2!!
cat says
i wanted ashley 2 win n im gutted hes gon.now leona shud win
Talia says
Leonna should definately win her singing is so good words cannot describe how good she is! if she dont win then the show is shit! she is brilliant! she deserves to win xxx
beth says
leona is the best no one can beet her in the x factor
LEONA GOT THE X FACTOR
love beth
danielle says
leona your the best ever your better than all the rest go go go leona first one to win the x factor yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! love danielle