Hello kids, Stu here. Two quick things – number one: thanks to the ever-wonderful Shawn Lindseth for manfully editing the old ’spray last week. Aw, he’s great isn’t he?

Number two: I was away because I’m helping out with this year’s World Contraception Day. Apparently being ugly and smelly and compulsively anti-social aren’t the only ways to avoid getting girls pregnant. Who knew?

Anyway, if you want to know more about World Contraception Day – and the intimidatingly talented and attractive people I’m working with – then Your-Life.com is your friend. It’s also your friend if you like looking at photos of my now-dead pets. Come on, what’s not to love?