Right now Lindsay Lohan may very well be stuck in her Utah rehab, scrubbing her toilet until she stops wanting drugs – and she’d do well to stay there, because when Lindsay Lohan comes up for air she’ll be hit with a lawsuit.

That lawsuit is from Tracie Rice, a woman who claims she was riding in the car that Lindsay Lohan started chasing just before she was arrested for DUI with all that cocaine in her pockets, has decided to sue Lindsay Lohan for an undisclosed amount citing assault, negligence and intentional affliction of emotional distress. It’s a possibility that the terrifying experience of being chased at high speed by a wild-eyed and wasted starlet has affected Tracie Rice so much she can barely think about Lindsay Lohan, let alone see a picture of her or watch one of movies, without suffering from nausea, anxiety and the overwhelming desire to strike out at anybody close to her. Hey, back of the queue, Tracie – Lindsay Lohan has been doing that to us for years.