The singer – who announced he was gay before beating Gareth Gates in the final of the ITV show – is well known for being one of the nicest people in pop, except for the times when he’s being a smug git. Now he’s gone and messed it all up by claiming he smokes weed and wants to shag women.
Previously, we thought that the worst thing Will Young (CDs) could do would be to keep releasing more sub-Jamiroquai bad music. But now he’s admitted smoking weed and fancying girls. Now, that’s not something we can condone. Girls? Urgh. The Daily Express quoted the big-jawed singer as saying:
say that every once in a year and a half, I’ll get a moment when I
think I could possibly sleep with her. And my friends always say ‘What?
We don’t understand.’ And then I’ll say ‘It’s fleeting.’ But I like it.
I’d never rule it out."
all this nonsense be because Will Young has never actually shagged anyone and
he’d be up for a bit of hide the sausage with any old orifice, or is it
because the boy needs to boost his record sales so is throwing out
outrageous statements willy-nilly to sell a couple more CDs down
Woolies. Perhaps it’s even Will’s evil twin brother Rupert,
masquerading as the lisping crooner in an attempt to bring his brother
down and destroy his pop empire.
knows where all this madness has come from, but whatever it is, Will
hasn’t stopped there; he’s cautiously dabbled in the world of
supermodel Kate Moss – that’s right, Cocaine Kate – by claiming he
likes a spliff now and then:
"I don’t do hard drugs but I do smoke weed. Oh no, that’s bad. But I do."
from the fact that anyone worth their Rizlas knows that smoking weed
will invariably lead you into the dark underworld of smack heads and
crack whores – just ask Pete Doherty – you’ll only get you a name for
yourself, just like shamed model Kate.
Stick with being a poof and lay off the drugs – being called Weedy Will just isn’t going to do you any favours.
[story by Joanna Sim]