Tiffany Haddish, who has only recently become someone I care about, but I find her delightful, did an interview with GQ that was published on Monday, in which she claims an actress bit Beyonce on the face at a party back in December.
Haddish didn’t say who the actress was, which leaves us all asking the question: Who the fuck bit Beyonce’s face at last year’s Christmas party? (It was December, so I assume it had to be a Christmas party?)
Just in case you haven’t read the interview excerpt, Haddish had this to say about the bizarre incident:
Beyonce stormed away, went up to Jay-Z and was like, ‘Jay! Come here! This bitch–‘ and snatched him! They went to the back of the room. I was like, ‘What just happened?’ And Beyonce’s friend walked up and was like, ‘Can you believe this bitch just bit Beyonce?’ I said to Beyonce, ‘Did she really bite you?’ She was like, ‘Yeah.’ I was like, ‘She gonna get her ass beat tonight!’ She was like ‘Tiffany, no Don’t do that. That bitch is on drugs. She not even drunk. The bitch is on drugs. She not like that all the time. Just chill.’
Since the story came out, everyone has been speculating who the drugged up actress who bit Beyonce’s face might be. After doing some speculating, Chrissy Teigen claims to have found out, but won’t reveal who, only saying:
My initial guess was wrong. The real person? I *never* would have guessed. I’VE SAID TOO MUCH.
The internet has been accusing Love and Basketball actress Sanaa Lathan and actress/Instragram celeb Sara Foster of being the potential drugged up biters, but both have denied it, with Foster saying it was “Flattering that anyone thinks I could get this close to Beyonce.”
Rihanna was apparently at this party as well, and while I can see her potentially doing drugs and biting someone on the face, the fact that Tiffany Haddish referred to the biter as an actress makes me doubt it was her. I mean, sure Rihanna has TRIED acting, but an actress she is not.
So, all we know is that this person is an actress, is at least well-connected enough to be at a party with Beyonce, was in New York in December, was on drugs, and, much like Chrissy Teigen, we would probably never guess what she would do something like this.
I’m going to go ahead and guess Tina Fey. She’s a New Yorker, she’s famous enough to go to these sorts of parties, if she’d tried drugs it was probably for the first time and she wouldn’t know how to handle it, and we would never suspect her of biting Beyonce. Her or Leslie Jones. Someone with connections to SNL.
Boom, mystery solved!