I have been writing this blog since October 2013, and if there is one thing I’m damn proud of, it’s all my hard-hitting investigations. I have researched Bella Thorne’s descent into Lot Lizardness, Paris Hilton’s BFF Curse, the 6-degrees of Justin Bieber’s sex partners, and, of course, the many versions of Kylie Jenner.
Tonight, I bring you a new investigation. One that, honestly, had kind of shocked me, given that up until a few months ago, I didn’t consider this an investigation at all. But now, here where are, asking the tough question: Which Sprouse Twin is Hotter?
Several months ago, if I had asked this question, I feel like the answer would have been obvious: Cole. It’s obviously Cole. Cole is a fucking rocket as Jughead on “Riverdale” and being attracted to one of those damn twins from “The Suite Life…” series had me all fucked up.
Then, several months ago, Dylan Sprouse, who I considered the less hot twin, started going out with my #2 female celebrity crush (#1 obv being Bella Hadid), Barbara Palvin! And this might sound insane to guys, but I feel like girls will get this, but when you see a guy who you only think is like a 7/10 hot with a girl who is a 10/10 hot, somehow that guys hotness level goes up. I shit you not. It’s like he becomes hotter just by the hotness of his girlfriend.
Anyway, since this coupling occurred, I find myself wondering more than I should probably admit, which could would I rather have a threesome with? Barbara Palvin and Dylan Sprouse, or Cole Sprouse and Lili Reinhart?
Yes, the argument could be made that Cole is hotter because I only put Dylan on the same level as him once he got with Barbara. HOWEVER, Cole only got to the level he was at in the first place because of a character he plays, rather than simply how he looks.
Here in lies the mystery: which twin do I actually find hotter?
Just so you know, this is an ongoing investigation, and your input is greatly appreciated. K, thanks!
