As some of you may have heard, Mr T is in town, promoting either his new masculine manifesto or some delicious chocolate bars.

Who can really say which one is true with any certainty? Well, we can. Mr T is in the UK to promote Snickers. But that’s beside the point, because it meant that hecklerspray’s Keith Emmerson could hang out with the great man twice – first to have a Polaroid picture taken with Mr T before a man with arms literally the size of a dead cow shoved him away, and then two days later at a hotel where he actually got to ask Mr T some questions.

This footage is all that survives from the meeting…