You know at Crufts when a dog is lanked up unto its hind legs, invariably by a dotty old lady in saggy tights, and made to jig around? You do?

Urr, you watch Crufts. What a turd. Anyway, that’s beside the point. After the jump is a video of a dancing dog. A Riverdancing dog. We’d be inclined to call it the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards, but we’ve seen Michael Flatley and have a feeling that Michael Flatley is the Michael Flatley that humps your leg afterwards.

Anyway, the video – possibly faked – is after the jump…