In a stunning turn of events that no one saw coming, former porn star, Jenna Jameson, has recently made a series of ridiculous life choices so she could make some money. Recently, Jameson announced that she would be returning to porn “for her kids,” and her ex-husband is auctioning off some of her old sex toys (used dildo: $1500, chlamydia: free) to make money. Where do I even start with this shit?
Jameson is easily one of the most famous porn stars of all time and has even achieved mainstream success with her New York Times bestseller How To Make Love Like a Porn Star?(which I read and actually really enjoyed). She was the queen of the billion dollar porn industry for a while, so you’d think she’d maybe have some of that money saved up. Well, apparently not.