We're beginning to suspect that Pamela Anderson has a bit of a toaster fetish, since a swollen glut of wedding gifts is the only logical explanation for Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock getting married all the time.
Because, following a wedding on a boat in France and a wedding somewhere in Detroit, Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock decided to get married early yesterday morning – and this time the Pamela Anderson/ Kid Rock wedding took place onstage at a bar in Nashville, if reports are to be believed. That's three weddings and still no honeymoon porno flicks leaked onto the internet. Pamela Anderson, your standards are slipping.
This whole Pamela Anderson Kid Rock multiple wedding thing seems to be working on some kind of bouncing ball principle. For example, when it was first announced that Pamela Anderson was getting married to Kid Rock – and subsequently announced that Pamela and Rock would be getting married a bunch of times, literally everyone in the world was so happy for Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock that they all had a little party. Then, when Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock got married on a boat, there was a little less excitement, and less still at their second wedding in Detroit.
Consequently, the third Pamela Anderson/ Kid Rock wedding that took place yesterday at Tootsie's Orchid Lounge in Nashville was met with such creeping apathy that we kind of fear that the proposed fourth Pamela Anderson/ Kid Rock wedding will be met with nothing more than open hostility, but we doubt that will stop them trying. Anyway, yesterday's wedding. According to People:
The unsuspecting crowd at Tootsie's was taken by surprise when the singer on stage, Dustin Wilkes, announced: "You guys aren't going to believe what we have next – Kid Rock and Pam Anderson are going to get married on stage and we're not even kidding," a Tootsie's patron, McKenzie Davis, told PEOPLE. "The place went crazy." The club's staff were equally shocked by the star couple's appearance. "We had no idea they were coming until they walked through the door," said Tootsie's bartender Stephanie Rose.
Apart from this being the third time that Pamela Anderson has married Kid Rock in a the space of few weeks, and that they did it in front of a drunk crowd, and that it took place in a bar, the wedding was notable for the couple's hilarious vows, as Davis describes:
"They did the regular vows, and when it came to the 'I do' part, he responded 'Hell yes!' Her response was, 'Unfortunately yes!' and she got a laugh out of that."
As is become something of a tradition, Pamela Anderson has confirmed her wedding on her slightly batshit internet diary:
Got married in Nashville. Tootsies on stage. In front of the coolest crowd. Bobby sang 'Sweet Home Alabama' – The fun won't stop. Thanks Judge BROWN. Marriage Number 3, Nashville – Done… The Bride wore Juicy – the groom wore beam and coke!
We can't help thinking that this 'doing everything more than once' thing is starting to develop into a bit of a compulsion for Pamela Anderson, which should be interesting when she gives birth to the baby she's rumoured to be pregnant with, since – at this rate – she'll end up firing a line of babies out of her body like an out-of control Generation Game sausage machine.
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Pam Anderson, Kid Rock Wed For Third Time – People
[story by Stuart Heritage]