10 - Make the most of this, you’ve got another four years before it’s relevant again…

9 - The top 10 music videos by movie directors. Six tenths correct - Theshiznit

8 - Joaquin Phoenix is rapidly becoming our favourite ex-actor, you know - Bestweekever

7 - Kelly Osbourne gets engaged. Rest of mankind slowly emerges from its bunker - Holymoly

6 - It’s just like Jurassic Park! Only about mice and crap! - Dailymail

5 - Things being punched in slow motion are probably the best thing ever - I Am Bored

4 - All the free crap Americans got for voting yesterday. British companies - do the same. Free stuff is good - Walletpop

3 - Staring at raisins combats depression. Presumably because once you’ve worked out what you’re doing you kill yourself - Theage

2 - Steven Seagal running. Mesmerising - YouTube

1 - Remember Charlie, the injured webcam cat? You do? Well, why not buy the massive scab that just fell off his back? Seriously - eBay