10 - Get ready for the biggest emotional rollercoaster of your lives. It’s adorable! No, it’s hilarious! No, it’s… it’s MY GOD WOMAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING?
9 - X Factor winner to sing a song you used to like – Holy Moly
8 - Texas Chainsaw Massacre in 30 seconds. With rabbits - I Am Bored
7 - 10 reasons why George Lucas has a stupid face, or something – Retardzone
6 - The last word on John Sergeant. Hopefully - LonelyIsland
5 - What is literally the last thing you’d want to hear Jordan talking about? - Popsugar
4 - Someone’s making a Serge Gainsbourg biopic. It’s going to be called Serge, and Beyonce is going to play the lead. Ahem – AVClub
3 - Want to make applesauce? OK! – Instructables
2 - Cloned woolly mammoths. This is what killed Crichton, you know – Environmentalgraffiti
1 - Ace Ventura Jr: the movie you never expected. Or wanted. Or asked for. Or ever thought would be anything other than a lousy idea. Coming soon. Or out now. Basically it exists – Best Week Ever
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The thirty second movie adaptations with bunnies are all fantastic – but why not link to the author’s site instead of some crappy forum that doesn’t even have the decency to credit the stuff they link. What you were actually after is http://www.angryalien.com/
Now I know I’ve seen that movie somewhere before…
aaaaaaaaaahahahahahahahahhahahahhaha that video… aaaaaahhahahahahah
I, for one, can’t wait for Ace Ventura Jr. Why? Because it’s a Disney-style sequel. As I argue in my blog, Disney-style sequels are almost always better than the original. This is because they are filled not just with intentional humour, but unintential humour — the best kind!