10 - People are calling this boy the new Zidane – a misnomer because he’s got a normal haircut and hasn’t headbutted anyone in the chest yet…

9 – A FISH WITH A SEE-THROUGH HEAD! – Discovery

8 – Everyone hates Guitar Hero – Wired

7 - More reasons to miss Conan O’Brien – Esquire

6 – A MONKEY WASHING A CAT! – Youtube

5 – Jason Bateman, then. He’s nice – Elle

4 - Your editor has been drawing penises on the internet again – Stuartheritage

3 – New stuff by hot new pop combo The Beatles – NME

2 - Here’s Walletpop, just about the only blog you’ll need to get through the credit crunch – Walletpop

1 - Holy bloody christ – Bestweekever