10 - Hey you! Do you own an iPhone but worry that it hurts your roots as an irritating hippy turd? then you need one of these…

9 – Ringo Starr does the impossible and gets even ruder – Holy Moly

8 – PopjunkieTV: a genuinely excellent music blog. Go see! – Popjunkietv

7 - Swearing newsreaders. More please - Best Week Ever

6 – Listen to Beyonce’s album for free now, so you decide you don’t like lit before it’s even released – MySpace

5 – Viewed from above, the Cloverfield monster was actually a bit crap - Google Maps

4 - You’re right, 60 Belgian women all singing Creep by Radiohead would sound quite good – Takingtigermountain

3 - This book has made us incredibly jealous all week. It’s good, too – Popbitch

2 - Want to know how Alvin And The Chipmunks could get any more horribly annoying? Here you go – YouTube

1 – THEREMIN CAT! - YouTube