9 – Ronan Keating’s releasing an album for Mother’s Day. Someone’s not happy – Holymoly

8 – A gallery of actors wearing make-up. Notable only because Sloth from The Goonies is in it – Popcrunch

7 – Beyonce gets all ‘blah blah blah’ about herself. For a change – Popsugar

6 – A funny story made funnier by the fact that, in our Firefox tab, the headline read ‘Americans Embarrassed By Poo’ – Telegraph

5 – Seven invincible people from history – Cracked

4 – The greatest ski mask of all time – Videogum

3 – Are you the laziest person on the entire planet? Then you need one of these – Markysparkytoys

2 – Genuinely, genuinely horrible picture of a giant tumour that you definitely shouldn’t click at all – Breitbart

1 – Every single swearword from every single Sopranos episode, in chronological order – Victorsolomon