10 – Banksy decides to tart up New Orleans after its recent bout of storms – Banksy
9 – Some tosspot pays $60,000 for a lipstick drawing of Kate Moss – Bellasugar
8 – Want to smell like a cheesy-looking ponce? Then the Hollyoaks line of fragrances is just for you – Now
7 – Are you fat and dependent on takeaways? Don’t worry! Jamie Oliver plans to help you out - Channel 4
6 – Geri Halliwell has written a screenplay. Surely it can’t be worse then Tropic Thunder – Holy Moly
5 – Yves Rossy creates something we all want for Christmas at hecklerspray towers – BBC
4 – Save up those pennies! Britney Spears is threatening to tour in 2009 – MTV
3 – Ever considered a mannequin on the toilet to be art? Neither do we, but the Turner Prize committee does – Guardian
2 – Peep Show gets the glossy treatment and over-the-top camerawork for its American makeover - BBC
1 – Martin Luther King ponders over the decision on Deal Or No Deal

