10 - Our very first thought of 2009: “Jesus, fireworks are rubbish” Try and sit through all of this. Bet you can’t…
9 - Apparently there are shipwrecks on Google Maps. Someone find us one – Informationweek
8 – Bob Dylan is a weirdo – Bite-Dose
7 - 10 things not to say to porn star – Asylum
6 - Look, here’s a freakishly obedient dog – I Am Bored
5 - We love you, Little Jean Claude Van-Damme – Totallycrap
4 – Something new to be terrified about this year: third-hand smoke – NYT
3 - 30 brilliant opening titles to movies – Smashingmagazine
2 - This just in: Darwin Award won by an idiot - Metro
1 - This really exists: the fart silencer - Weirdasianews
