10 - Our very first thought of 2009: “Jesus, fireworks are rubbish” Try and sit through all of this. Bet you can’t…

9 - Apparently there are shipwrecks on Google Maps. Someone find us one - Informationweek

8 - Bob Dylan is a weirdo - Bite-Dose

7 - 10 things not to say to porn star - Asylum

6 - Look, here’s a freakishly obedient dog - I Am Bored

5 - We love you, Little Jean Claude Van-Damme - Totallycrap

4 - Something new to be terrified about this year: third-hand smoke - NYT

3 - 30 brilliant opening titles to movies - Smashingmagazine

2 - This just in: Darwin Award won by an idiot - Metro

1 - This really exists: the fart silencer - Weirdasianews