10 - One of these cats is Barack Obama, the other is John McCain. The third one is us…

9 – Jordan & Peter Andre not splitting up any more, for now. Warning – images not safe for anything – Popsugar

8 - Come to think of it, we have always wanted a vandal octopus for a pet - Telegraph

7 – Jeremy Clarkson recreates the bit from Jackass where they all dress up as really old men - YouTube

6 – Sienna Miller does a music video. Bizarrely, it’s even worse than you’d expect – Holymoly

5 - A selection of facial hair to make all men feel emasculated in comparison - Theartofmanliness

4 – Don’t mix milk with Red Bull. Common sense, in the form of a song - I Am Bored

3 – Peaches Geldof writes words, everyone on Earth writes ruder words back – Nylon

2 - Tetris! On Bottles - B3ta

1 - A list of all the diseases every president of America has ever had. Why not do what we do and play presidential disease top trumps with your friends? Here’s a hint – pick Taft – Healthinplainenglish