10 - The reason Stu got dropped from Sky News at the last minute last night. Oh, you’ll pay for this, US House Of Representatives. You stopped Stu’s beard from being on the telly – Sky News

9 – This is what we like. Feelgood stories about bottoms being stapled shut - Baltimore Examiner

8 – As an apology for the Taliban, the Afghans try to assassinate Ant & Dec – Holy Moly

7 - This woman says we should have more manners. Hey lady! Stick your manners up your tits! – Divine Caroline

6 - Now this is manners – Burbia

5 - Micheal Cera’s about to star in a new film where even his T-shirts are the same as in every other movie – Defamer

4 – Hey David Blaine! EAT THIS! Seriously – Best Week Ever

3 - Sensational midgets. You heard – Rock The List

2 – No idea who this woman is, but she looks famous and she licks dogs. Isn’t that enough? - Dlisted

1 - Still quite sad about Paul Newman, aren’t we. We don’t know if this helps or not.