10 - Ah ha ha hahaha ha. She said “penises”

9 - What happened to the island on Lost? Man doesn’t know, but pretends he does - EW

8 - Some commuters, whining - I Am Bored

7 - Bagel-fuls. Possibly not food in the technical sense, but still partially delicious non-food - AV Club

6 - Here’s Jordan explaining poo in more detail than anyone could have ever needed - Monsters & Critics

5 - Polar bears are eating each other. Happy now, evil humans? - CNN

4 - Torture! Woo! - Askmen

3 - UK readers, just be thankful we’ve got Strictly Come Dancing instead of Dancing With The Stars. This is borderline obscene - Defamer

2 - Rachel’s Movie Diary. Why aren’t more people reading this? - Rachel’s Movie Diary

1 - Hate magazine. Sublime - 4mations