10 – Sneezing in slow motion. The wrongest thing you’ll see all day – Break

9 - Still cacking yourself mental about swine flu? It could be worse – you could have any of these pretend diseases - PopEater

8 - Alternatively, here’s a reminder that all animals are dimwits. Adorable dimwits – Bunnywithfangs

7 - Apparently you’re not allowed to have sex with animals in Florida any more. Stupid swine flu - Miamiherald.

6 - Think of a movie better than one where Ice-T stars as a talking horse. You can’t, can you? Well guess what? IT EXISTS – Bestweekever

5 - We can’t tell if this is funny or annoying. It’s the earnestness of the kids that does it, we think - Collegehumor

4 - The Onion continues to speak truth – YouTube

3 - Red Kryptonite is crap, isn’t it? – Toplessrobot

2 - Children with guns. See? It’s not all doom and gloom – UPI

1 – And finally, because we haven’t gone on about swine flu enough as it is…