9 – It Will Kill You picture special: polar bear – Image

8 – The two best things about X Factor say goodbye forever – Holymoly

7 – Here’s another perfectly valid reason for Bronx Mowgli Wentz to hate his life – Best Week Ever

6 – Every dolphin in the world in one video – I Am Bored

5 – What sort of idiot invents a sexy lady robot and then programs it to be appalled when you molest it anyway? – OneIndia

4 – Here’s how 80% of you will be spending your Christmas – Listicles

3 – More new Lost! Guhhhhhh – YouTube

2 – The best pictures of the year. Most seem to include explosions – Telegraph

1 – 51 things that Google Maps won’t let you see. Doesn’t include your mum having sex with a sailor in the garden (which, incidentally, we’ve all seen) – IT Security