WEBTHUMP! Thursday 12 March 2009
10 - Reasons to hate Taiwanese toddlers, episode 4 – Dailymail
9 - Like Rock Band? Like graphs? Then this is your lucky day, you unbearable geek – Pwnordie
8 - Five terrible McDonald’s dishes from history – Howstuffworks
7 - People are still kidding themselves that Thor will be good – Times
6 – Ken Doll; a biopic – Cracked
5 – Hey boys, Geri Halliwell is single again. Boys? Boys? – Popsugar
4 - A bored child. He be MAJICK – I Am Bored
3 - CLEVER DOG! CLEVER DOG! – Metro
2 – Stephen Colbert continues to be wonderful – Comedycentral
1 – Here, have some nightmares…

When I walk in on people doing sexual things, I very quickly back out.
I don’t stand there for 5 minutes talking crap and embedding the image of my ugly mug on their brains.
Especially if it’s a young kid, because the embarrassment level could possibly cause his head to explode.