10 - First things first, check the WHO disease centre for news of how many people you grew up with are now dead from Swine Flu - WHO

9 - Too terrified to read words? Here’s a map of real-time global cases, so you can track the deadly Swine Flu until it breezes through your letterbox and kills you – Healthmap

8 – Here’s the most appropriate song we could think of today – YouTube

7 - Swine Flu! The culprit revealed! – Growabrain.

6 - Here’s a Swine Flu-ish game. Wipe out mankind as fast as you can. We did it – can you? - Funnygames

5 – Worried that when Swine Flu leaves you shivering and alone in a zombie apocalypse you won’t have anything to eat as a dare? Fear not – Wisebread

4 - Here’s another Swine Flu-ish game. Hilarious or DEADLY? – E4

3 – Face masks! Buy them quick, then use them to pretend that you’re Sub Zero from Mortal Kombat once all this bloody fuss has died down - Surgicalfacemasks

2 – Ready to go and live in the woods by yourself to escape the evil Swine Flu? Better read this, then – Survivalist

1 – There’s only one way to get rid of all this Swine Flu – send in the komodo dragons!…