10 – A song about Mario Kart. Weirdly not as hateful as that brief description would suggest…

9 - Ben & Jerry say ‘Merry Christmas’. Also ‘Don’t forget to gorge on our ice cream until you become cripplingly obese!’ Probably – YouTube

8 - Hey, there’s recession on, so why not spend $25 on a piece of fruit with a picture of a titting iPod on it – Weirdasianews

7 – Lily Allen’s new single. Go crazy – Popjustice

6 - Turds: here’s a list of 101 movie one-liners that you can quote you your equally vile friends to mask your utter lack of personality – Amog

5 – Things that happened backstage at the Grammy nominations. All more interesting than the Grammy nominations – Billboard

4 – Kate Winslet talks Nazi sex - Holymoly

3 – Sadly, none of these men were gored – Break

2 - Lapdancing robots. The future is here, kids – BBC

1 - More of this man would make 30 Rock better - Coed