10 - Old now, but uncanny: Lil’ Bill O’Reilly - Soupcans

9 - Corn wanking. On TV - Huffington Post

8 - Remember when Dan Akroyd was funny? - The Hater

7 - Clarification from last week: Hadley Freeman, please marry hecklerspray’s Ian Dransfield. His dedication to you is frightening - The Guardian

6 - Now even The Simpsons want you to vote, which isn’t funny, but not as unfunny as Leonardo DiCaprio wanting you to vote…

5 - A drunk woman who terrorised a town dressed as a cow. More criminals like this please - The Smoking Gun

4 - Want to make a pair of glowing solar-powered shoes that you can hurl over a telegraph wire? OK! - Instructables

3 - This is guaranteed to come back and bite us on the arse, but does anything else think the trailer for Paul Blart: Mall Cop looks quite good - Traileraddict

2 - Why do terrifying dead monsters keep washing up everywhere? - Gawker

1 - 50 lots of funny-looking eyebrows. Shut up, it’s Monday - Damnfunpics