10 – Alright, let’s start 2009 off lightly. Name this puppy. Personally we’d plump for Professor Von Bloodfart, but that’s just us…

9 - Good, that’s you all softened up. Now here’s something terrifying about diet drinks - Yahoo

8 - Firstshowing get all mer-mer-mer about films it didn’t think you saw last year even though you probably did – Firstshowing

7 - Meanwhile, Popularmechanics gets excited about the films that are bound to disappoint the most people come this time next year – Popularmechanics

6 - Animals eat the funniest things – Metro

5 - Want to build a net gun? OK! – Instructables

4 – The very worst human being in all of history – Kontraband

3 - Nasty nasty nasty nasty nasty insect – Flickr

2 - It has come to our attention that everything Rhys Darby does is literally perfect. This is no exception – Drawn

1 - And finally: the truth – Reasonpad