10 - We don’t want this, because it’s not like we walk down the street bellowing “BALLOON PORN!” into our phones enough as it is. But thanks for telling us about it anyway, foetus…

9 – If Skins was really an accurate representation of teenage life, then it’d actually look just like this – Best Week Ever

8 - Ways to be cleverer – Readersdigest

7 - Movie monsters! Woo! – Wired

6 - A slow motion raspberry. Don’t watch if you’re eating anything, or thinking about eating anything – I Am Bored

5 - The Time Life photo archive is now online. Take two hours off from whatever you’re doing and marvel – Google

4 - Reasons why we love Jean Claude Van Damme, number 48 - Newsweek

3 - Want to listen to Alesha Dixon’s new album? Yes you do. You do. You DO – Popjustice

2 - What does the new Lost poster teach us? Nothing, that’s what. Don’t look so surprised – Docarzt

1 - Remember Chocolate Rain? Ha ha ha. Oh, Chocolate Rain - Comedy