10 - Why can’t all adverts be like this?
9 - The credit crunch is even hitting creepy old permanently-aroused men. For shame – Time
8 – Hey, look, here’s Kanye West making NO SENSE WHATSOEVER - Hiphopcrunch
7 - The world’s most famous shoe gets a statue – Newyorkdailynews
6 - What? You want a list of good guitar solos? OK, old man – Guitarworld
5 - Because, seriously, this is what the kids are all doing these days – Telegraph
4 – Stephen Colbert interviews a stoned old lady - Comedycentral
3 - Join the army - I Am Bored
2 - 10 weird sexual anomalies. We have one of them, but we won’t say which – Theirtoys
1 - Google Maps killed Bambi – Gizmodo
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Michael Jackson’s Dad Clearly Wants Loads of Money From The Pockets of Michael Jackson’s Cadaver
Cemetery Junction – Blu-ray Review
There Is Less Of Kelly Osbourne As She Joins Pussycat Dolls
T.I. In Prison Again
Who Is The Most Annoying Celebrity On Earth?
Paris Hilton Several Times Stupider Than Anybody Imagined
Natalie Portman Wears A Sort Of Red Thing At A Premiere
Yet Another Housemate To Enter The Ultimate Big Brother House
SLACKERJACK – Effing Worms
Kerry Katona To Show Us The Depressing Workings Of The Celebrity World
Cheryl Cole’s New Single Leaked Online (Just As She’s Granted Quickie Divorce)
Peaches Geldof Not Engaged, Just Annoying And Tedious





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Keep up, Stu! The shoe statue got taken down within a day of being installed.
Speaking of which, I have summarised the Global Credit Crisis in 4 simple points.
[1] Earth’s people have been making lots of Stuff in return for ‘dollars’.
[2] They discovered where ‘dollars’ come from: devious people in ‘America’ make them up out of nothing.
[3] Now everybody fears that ‘dollars’ will dissolve into nothingness, they refuse to make all that Stuff.
[4] Hence, we have a shortage of Stuff.