10 - Here’s a video that sums up our 2008 in so many different ways…

9 – Barack Obama. Beatboxing – I Am Bored

8 - PETA: is really the sort of magic that you want to ban? - Bestweekever

7 - Know who’s going to make the Canadian army mighty again? Yoda – Globeandmail

6 - Statistically you probably spent your Valentine’s Day silently sitting in restaurant glowering at a person you resent. Not like any of these romantic sods – BuddyTV

5 - Like Spoon? Well tough, because their next album isn’t coming out for AGES – Texasmonthly

4 – We’re moving to India. Drinking fizzy cow piss is encouraged there. Not like it is here, miserable farmer gits – News

3 - Man invents toy that will one day rise up and kill us - TED

2 - Lesson of the day: never put an airgun up someone’s bottom and fire it – Austriantimes

1 - Oh, go on then. It’s Monday, so here’s a video of a cat playing the piano – YouTube