9 – Want to make an exfoliating salt rub? OK! – Instructables

8 – An unashamedly cute video of a girl winding up Kermit The Frog – YouTube

7 – Saturn V in slow motion – Liveleak

6 – True Blood or Twilight? Which fictional vampire would you rather bone? – BuddyTV

5 – Got an iPhone? Then here are some apps that’ll make you look even more like an immense tosspot – Cracked

4 – Microscopic photography of basically all the evil things that live in your hair. Amongst other things – Darkroastedblend

3 – There aren’t enough words in the English language to describe how much we want one of these – Lifehacker

2 – No no no no NO maggots no – I Am Bored

1 – More about the new Lily Allen album than you could ever wish to read. No, really. Ever – Popjustice