10 – Andrew Lloyd Webber: can you do better than THIS? (answer ‘yes’ or we’ll come and get you)…

9 - Scientists say that big arses are healthy. J-Lo’s inauguration as He-Man to take place this afternoon – News

8 - Here’s a song by a man who writes one a day - Ericstromsdailysong

7 – A list of pretty celebrity Twitter users who are about to have their lives ruined by weirdo stalker types – COEDmagazine

6 - The article doesn’t mention it, but the new love spray is made entirely out of hecklerspray’s spit – Telegraph

5 – Oh Johnny Cage, you crazy old violent misogynist - Wonderhowto

4 - Excellent. The banks get a bailout, the car industry gets a bailout – so why not the porno industry? – TMZ

3 - A monkey forcing itself on a goat. NSFW and actually pretty grotty once you realise what’s going on - I Am Bored

2 - Turns out after four years in office Barack Obama is going to look just like Gordon Ramsay - CNN

1 - Microwaved CDs are cool. But we didn’t tell you that, OK? – Mycrazytown