10 – Wayne Coyne discusses fake blood. Again – Popsugar

9 - Anonymous philanthropist donates 200 kidneys to a hospital. In a binbag – The Onion

8 - A child shooting himself in the genitals – I Am Bored

7 - Finally! Driveshaft get the recognition they deserve – EW

6 - The logical reaction to watching this advert: Smash! Punch! Hate! Punch! Aw, Sarah Silverman is lovely. Hate! Idiot! Smash! Smug! Gah! This video is so bad it made us want to move to America for long enough to become American citizens, just so we can parade up and down outside Demi Bastard Moore’s house taunting her because we deliberately went out of our way to not vote. Seriously, this infuriated us so much we think we’re currently crapping blood.

5 – Also, how to overcome resentment – Thinksimplenow

4 - Haha Rick Astley is so funny because he’s bad lol. LOL! LOL when we say LOL!  - BBC

3 – Hey, look, a testicle cookbook - Daily Mail

2 - The perfect ice-to-drink ratio. Thanks, science! – Wired

1 – OJ Simpson’s hidden camera pranks show. We’re not joking – Best Week Ever