10 – In the name of safe sex, hecklerspray’s created a Spotify playlist for MTV. The Saturdays have also made one, marking the closest point that we’re legally allowed to get to any members of The Saturdays – Yestosafesex

9 – Want to see a redneck getting shot in the chest? Oh, alright then – Break

8 – Things we want for Christmas: a 24-foot fire-breathing robot baby. Start saving, readers – Pinktentacle

7 – Apparently some celebrities used Twitter to be unfunny on April Fool’s day – PopEater

6 – This just in: The Queen is a midget – Bestweekever

5 – HAMSTER IN A WOK! – Neatorama

4 – We might be wrong here, but did Russell Brand take bodyguards to the G20 protests this week? Wuss – Popsugar

3 – Sexy Picachu! – Unreality

2 – Proof forevermore that all turtles are wankers – I Am Bored

1 – This is exactly the sort of thing Channel 4 used to show on Sunday afternoons…

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