10 – Here’s a nice belated Mother’s Day gift: The Semen Cookbook – Lulu

9 - A (good) secret song by a secret band. Can you guess who it’s by? – MySpace

8 - This is hilarious – live reactions to Twilight by people who know nothing about Twilight – BuddyTV

7 – Rihanna’s just bought two tickets to the gun show - PopEater

6 – Spandau Ballet are reforming. Register your disgust here – Popsugar

5 - Dear musicians, please cease production of cover versions immediately. This is better than anything you’ll ever accomplish - Best Week Ever

4 - Apparently you can get arrested for masturbating on aeroplanes now. Who knew? – HuffPo

3 - Someone PLEASE show this over here - Warmingglow

2 – Ladies and gentlemen, the morning-after burrito – TheOnion

1 - This just in… chameleons are cool…