10 - This is a) good and b) not an advert, despite looking like one. Who’d have thought?

9 – Hey, watching Same Difference’s new video is like grappling with a Haribo hangover after all – Popjustice

8 - Every song Kanye West will ever write, leaked on the internet – Pitchfork

7 – Jodie Marsh makes a joke about John Prescott, but everyone gags anyway – Holymoly

6 - Outnumbered, the most underrated British sitcom of the last decade, is back tomorrow. Celebrate with this interview – TVscoop

5 – That kid from the cover of Nevermind? Guess what the only thing he ever talks about it is - AV Club

4 - Thanks David Fincher. We really want to go and see Benjamin Button now – Hotblog

3 – It’s been about two months. You don’t recognise these people, do you? – Popsugar

2 - Why not download every single sound effect ever made? – Soundsnap

1 - A freaky, freaky, awful picture of a woman that you honestly shouldn’t look at – Best Week Ever