10. Want to see Steven Seagal shooting a load of children? Of course you do. Besides, it’s better than listening to him playing in his blues band – Here.
9. How to masturbate with drum kits.
8. Hunter S. Thompson writes one of the finest covering letters ever when applying for a job. You ought to read it. – AtlanticWire
7. Know someone who tells outrageous lies? – BillyBullshit
6. The legendary Everett True gives short, sharp advice to aspiring music critics. Wise and funny. – Collapse
5. Everyone fancies Christina Hendricks from Mad Men. Now you can have her in your house – Stan Chow
4. Oops! Courtney Love posts naked picture of herself on Twitter. – AmyGrindhouse
3. A clown gets elected to congress despite having no idea about politics – DS
2. X Factor‘s Gamu is probably getting deported – RTE
1. Have you ever watched Dexter and thought ‘I’d love to eat one of those blood slides he’s got!’? Well, now you can – Forkable