10. Jean Claude Van Damme? What? Yep. He’s back. And he’s… *gulp*… funny. – IceCold
9. Vic and Bob are back doing sketches and that!
8. A snake. A snake puking a hippo out of its massive, disgusting mouth. No, seriously. Watch the video. – Boke
7. News International are rightly taking a bit of a pounding at the minute… but in fairness, they don’t make it easy on themselves, even when they’re crowing about how great they are. – UFO
6. Reece Shearsmith of Psychoville and League of Gentlemen fame has started up his own Tumblr, which is just great news. –SilentDancer
5. Margaret is coming back to The Apprentice! – BladdyHell
4. Oh God. Paris Hilton has her tongue down someone’s throat again. – AmyGrindhouse
3. Editor Mof used to run a clubnight. Some of the terrible podcasts he was involved in are being put online like rubbish repeats. – Tuuuune
2. Noel says Liam nearly took his face off with a guitar before the whole Oasis split thing. It’s tough to pick sides, huh? – Maaaaybbeeeeh
1. Brian Sewell attacks Coronation Street for being too gay. – Eh?