The internet in digest form. But with less pornography, sadly.

5 - Busuu.com – it’s like Facebook but you learn a new language doing it rather than get publicly ridiculed for the way you’re beginning to resemble members of bad 1990s American jam bands. So it’s better – Busuu

4 – It’s a hamster that looks like a cake. And it looks delicious, which is probably counterproductive - Gawker

3 - The hecklerspray IT department in full force

2 - Known Gary Glitter Aliases. From The Onion, so just as funny as you’d expect – The Onion

1 - How to make Spider-Man 4 not so awful that it makes us want to punch Tobey Maguire in the face as hard we can. Tough job - IGN