10. Want to get insanely angry at a bunch of idiots talking rubbish about video games? Step this way – TV Scoop

9. What is Amy Winehouse going to help promote? Reusable tampons? – dlisted

8. What do you want to see on an Easter Egg? A rabbit? Jesus getting nailed to a cross? No. You want perfection. You want this – BoydHilton

7. Have you heard Kelis‘ new track yet? It’s called ‘Acapella’ and it’s going to destroy the world. Or soundtrack it. It’s great – CreamTeam

6. Retro nerds! Want a Commodore 64 that works like a modern computer? Of course you do – Retro To Go

5. No-one likes hipsters do they? Or Kevin McCloud for that matter. You need to visit – Unhappy Hipsters

4. Television. We all have one (unless you’re a troglodyte or something). So look here, at this ace history through the pages of the Popular Science Magazine (much more interesting than it sounds) – Gawker

3. Got an ugly face? A proper, minging, milk-curdler? Well, you’re in luck because there’s help at hand. Your social networking photos will not make people puke any longer! – Bitterwallet

2. Loads of great Spotify playlists! It’s better than actually buying music – Electric Roulette

1. You’ll be humming this tune all day. Bonus is, it’s about VD.

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