10 - There’s going to be a Die Hard 5. Please adjust the trajectory of your lives accordingly – Heyuguys

9 – Myleene Klass in a bikini. Again. But, anyway, you’re welcome - Popsugar

8 - All the swearwords from Straight Outta Compton, in order – Ni9e

7 - Why not send someone a literal bag of crap as a present? It’s easy! – Geekologie

6 – Lady Gaga takes off most of her clothes, but not quite enough for people to stop thinking that she’s secretly a hermaphrodite – Best Week Ever

5 – Ridiculous, yet successful, battle tactics from history - Asylum

4 - Hey, who wants a metal sweet that costs £20 and is inedible? Anyone? – Domestic Sluttery

3 - Policeman stops escaping thieves by throwing himself in front of their speeding motorbikes. Mental – NothingToxic

2 – We didn’t mention the Tiger Woods apology last week, because we couldn’t really rouse the capacity to care about it. However, here’s a remix of it – AmyGrindhouse

1 – Confused about this Gordon Brown bullying scandal? Don’t be. Our friends the Taiwanese have the world’s greatest recap (from B3ta)…