WEBTHUMP! 19 August 2009
10 – People say stuff every day. Here’s a small amount of it – Collegecandy
9 - Dear BBC, last week you introduced the best character in the history of EastEnders. More of him please – Watch With Mothers
8 - If you want to rot in fairly close proximity to a fairly famous completely dead cadaver, and you have an eBay account, this is your lucky day – Scumbag Millionaire
7 – Rio Ferdinand in ‘likes music but is entirely self-unaware’ shock – My Chemical Toilet
6 - Some cool kids. Some frighteningly cool kids – Interestment
5 – Brad Pitt talks drugs in a way that’s far less interesting than we’ve made it sound – Amy Grindhouse
4 - A boy dancing in the Apple store, completely unaware that this is as good as his life is ever going to get – Best Week Ever
3 - This video takes a while to get going, but is absolutely worth your attention – Geekologie
2 – MERRY CHRISTMAS!! – Shouting At Cows
1 - This just in: Patrick Wolf is a bit of a cock…

I’ve never heard of Patrick Wolf before. Hopefully, that brief clip will be the only exposure I ever have to him, unless of course my foot ends up exposed to the upside of his head.